dentistry

pay for the pain
cleaning, drilling
cover the plaque
what a beautiful smile

the past

your memories prove your past
but you cant trust your head
your youth is just a story
that your brain rewrites daily

gift

merry fucking xmas
i got you this bullshit
hours computed on paychecks
payed for this gift i felt obligated to give

melt

well hello there
who turned up the heat?
never stop smiling
even if your face is melting

fishtits

you are my neighbor
untolerant of noise
go away mr. fishtits
i dont buy what you sell

yelling at clouds

what do you pray for?
a plea for world peace
impress jeebus with your faith
wish harder, heaven is far

cow hat

this is what i wear to bed
am i in a cows dream?
or are they in mine?
wake up chewing cud

couch dweller

hey you, couch dweller,
i will beat you in a pushup contest
prepare to die
look closely, you could learn someting

asshat

i dont like you very much
you are an asshat
i dont know you
lets find gawd